Before every attraction, the TOURIST runs into a souvenir stand, hauling home thirty pieces of kitschy junk. A week later, he won’t remember if they’re from his last trip to Dalmatia or the one before that to Tunisia. That won’t stop him from torturing guests with a four-hour slideshow of overexposed, blurry photos featuring nothing but himself, his wife, and his kids.
Janin
Klemenčič (to be continued)
