Tourists and Backpackers 8

A TOURIST  reads the travel brochure and ponders, "If it’s Friday, we must be in Belgium."  He thinks they were in Spain yesterday and will be in Greece tomorrow—even though neither is on the schedule. 

 The day before yesterday, they were supposed to be in France, but he doesn’t remember that. "When the hell were we in the Netherlands?"

Janin Klemenčič (to be continued)